Chapter 3: *****es be crazy
The D.I.C.K leave Alec's awesome barkery, thinking where to head next. But suddenly out of nowhere 6 fine ass ninja *****es bust out of some bushes. They were wearing matching outfits featuring some bizarre insignia.
"Bro look some fine ass *****es." Lockes said, shrugging off the threat
"I see that, but they aren't all over us, that isn't right." Whiskey Nick said perplexed
*The D.I.C.K chug a beer*
*The fine ass ninja *****es lunge at the D.I.C.K*
"Hey now we're talkin!" Lockes exclaims
*The D.I.C.K are pinned to the ground under the fine ass ninja *****es*
"Bro, I think they are trying to hurt us." Nick said calmly
"Die you bro scum!" The F.A.N.B screamed
"Hey you were right." Lockes laughed
*The D.I.C.K chug a beer and toss the F.A.N.B off of themselves*
A quick battle ensues, as the D.I.C.K put the fine ass ninja *****es in their place.
"Bro what was the deal with that? Fine ass *****es like that are usually begging to get with us." Whiskey Nick said
"It must have something to do with Commodore being out of power and that SC thing." Lockes replied
*The fine ass *****es started coming to*
"What happened to us? How did we get here?" they asked
"You don't remember?" the D.I.C.K replied
"No, last thing we can remember was cleaning our kitchens and grocery shopping." the fine ass *****es said
"Think they were brainwashed?" Lockes asked
"For sure." Nick replied
*The D.I.C.K take one of their tops so they can examine the insignia upon it closer and maybe figure out why the fine ass *****es had turned on bros*
*The D.I.C.K chug a beer*
"Ladies why don't you head back to our bro pad, clean things up there and we'll be back later to take care of things." the D.I.C.K said
"OK!" The girls happily replied
*The fine ass *****es head off in the distance towards the bro pad while the D.I.C.K ponder what just happened*
"Look at this insignia bro, it is some kind of crazy hieroglyph." Nick said confused
"It says doom." Lockes said
"You know hieroglyphs Bro?" Nick asked shocked
"Sure why not Bro. Bro we may have to take this seriously, if fine ass *****es like that are turning on bros this SC thing could really be a problem" Lockes said
"We need to get Commodore back and restore balance to the Bro." Whiskey Nick said
"So what is our next move?" Lockes asks
"Well first things first." Nick said
*The D.I.C.K chug a beer*
"Now we need to find out more about SC. Once we know our enemy, we can defeat him." Nick said
"Agreed, but where do unbro things like that hang out?" Lockes asked
"Uhhhhh no idea." Nick replied
*The bro pad explodes*
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The D.I.C.K yell
CYOA TIME!!!
Which of the D.I.C.K celebrity friends should show up next chapter?
A. Charles Barkley
B. Zack Ryder
C. Jean Claude Van Damme
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