Your best bet is to not be a condescending, self-absorbed butthole. Also stay away from dialogue that screams "self-proclaimed genius". In other words pretend to be someone you're not, because Barney and Friends "Be Yourself" lesson just don't cut it here.
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Look at your quote. Now look at mine. Sadly, your quote isn't mine, but if you watch Adventure Time, it could SMELL like mine. I'm on a rainicorn!