15. Yoblazer
Commodore:
Yoblazer. Our current UotY. Had I voted for Rusty instead of him, I would’ve made the top 20 and he wouldn’t. That has nothing to do with his bro status, I just wanted to throw it out there. Back on the subject at hand, yoblazer is full of brotential. He’s fun to talk to, comes off as being really laid-back, and is generally the kind of person you’d want around when you’re drunk. The thing that baffles me is that he is not really into the bro scene at all. I feel like could have mad game with the ladies, but I don’t really see evidence of this. I haven’t heard many stories showing his bro-hood and I know he could have them if he wanted. If given the right bropportunities, he could shine.
Lockes:
Honestly, I'm not sure how yo ended up this high on the list. He has an unhealthy obsession with Disney characters (Ariel in particular for f***s sake). That's not exactly a topic you want to bring up when you're broing it up with the bros. Also, he's in to (as close as one can be "in to") animated chicks. What. The. F***? There's very few things in this world that actually make me wonder "wtf mate?", but that's one of them. What's crazy is that I think he's serious about it. With all that said, and assuming it's possible to overlook, Yoblazer is actually a cool dude. I barely know him, and we've only talked a couple times, but he does have good brotential. His appearances on Serious Business show that. It's one thing to gauge bro status through text, but hearing the way someone presents themselves and the way they talk says more. If you told me he hosted a real radio show I would believe you. All he needs to do is drop the weird obsessions and unorthodox "dating habits".
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