I honestly can't see anyone taking exception here, let's just do it.
> Ask her for her DIGITS.
> As in NUMBERS, not her FINGERS.
> PHONE NUMBERS, that is.
> Specifically her PHONE NUMBER.
> Check for INTERESTING THINGS inside WATERPROOF BAGS, taped to the inside of the public toilet CISTERNS, like where CRIMINALS hide EXCITING THINGS.
> What I'm saying is ASK her for her PHONE NUMBER, basically.
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