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TopicITT: I watch every nationally broadcast episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Chronic1000
12/01/11 7:11:00 AM
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Favorite Riffs: *Judge Cecilia Steele gives sentences the sisters*

Judge Steele: Hitching hiking might not be considered a serious offense to you, but there have been two murders involving hitching hiking in the last seven months.

Crow: And I committed both of them.


*Sheriff Bowers talks to Tropp*

Bowers: Well, some more crows to follow the big red machine.

Servo: What the hell does that mean?


*Some random characters starts singing while picking cotton*

Singer: You ain't going to make a cotton picker out of me...

Joel: You know the acoustics in that field are fantastic.

Crow: Well they sure ain't going to amke a singer out of him.


Singer: You can make me sing, make me dance, make me rock right outta my pants...

Joel: Yikes. You know interesting enough this scence was included in the film Scared Straight.


*Tropp is talking to Judge Steele about his plans and how he's making so much on his farm*

Tropp: Who else has cotton pickers at 75 cents a day?

Servo: The Jolly Green Giant does.

Tropp: There's going to be a lot of cotton to plow and not a lot of help to pick it, but not on my place. I'm going to have a monopoly.

Crow (as Tropp): Boardwalk, Park Place. Think of it. And I'm using the shoe...


*Penny Lowe is standing right next to a jukebox*

Servo: Nice set.

Crow: And nice radio, too.


*Judge and Tropp are kissing in a car*

Judge Steele: Oh Russ you're wonderful.

Servo (as Tropp): Thanks, grandma.


*Bob Steele uses the reaper very close to the workers*

Crow: Wow, some kids just have bikes.

Servo: Reaper Man

Joel: Watch as this modern technology rips through this field of teenagers.

Servo: It's Reaper Madness.

Crow: Hey, he just harvested her sister.

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