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TopicITT: I watch every nationally broadcast episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Chronic1000
12/02/11 7:53:00 AM
#54:


Favorite Riffs: *People stand close to the molten lava*

Joel: Guys get out of the way, that's why you're dying.


*JatB 'roast' some weenies over the volcano*

Crow: We'll make s'mores later.


*Dr. Scott and Ramos discussing how Scott got permission to get in Mexico*

Ramos: ... I think the person who helped you the most was the secretary who secured all your documents.

Scott: Oh, I didn't use Spanish with her.

Servo (as Scott): I used Greek. It really confused the hell out of her.


*Scott and Ramos find an abandoned baby*

Scott: That rattlesnake is the worst of them all.

Joel: Let's blast it.

*Scott picks up the baby*

Ramos: Do you have practice, Mr. Scott?

Joel (as Scott): I used to be Mrs. Scott.

Scott: I hope so, with four brothers and two sisters.

Crow: Wait a minute, they were older than me...


Crow: Hey, that's the same place they filmed Robot Monsters!


*The doctors are in a cave talking to people on radio.*

Scott: We just saw a worm 30 feet long.

Crow (as Scott): And boy does it catch fish.


Scott and Ramos talk about Teresa, Scott's love interest*

Ramos: Remember, you are not on the balcony of the neighborhood movie theater.

Servo (As Ramos): Though the floor is just as sticky.

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