Favorite Riffs:
*Rod stands on top of a car as he gathers people around.*
Joel (as Rod): Uh, hi I'm Rod and I'm a gasoholic.
Crow and Servo: Hi Rod.
*Rod is holding an auction for his trailer*
Walt: 450!
Rod: Alright... 475.
Servo (as Walt): Well, that tops me. You sold it to yourself, Rod.
*After Rod enters the bar, we cut to a shot of a woman in redshaking her butt*
Crow: Hey! Glad we got a wide screen.
Servo: Yeah. Ronald McDonald is shaking his McBooty.
Crow: Hey, look they turned the flying sub from Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea into a bar!
Gypsy (running in): Richard Basehart?!
Joel: No, sorry Gypsy.
*During a corny dance number*
Servo: Joel, is this Catalina Caper all over again?
Joel: No, but it's in the same spirit.
*Tillman is stopped by cops outside of the Satan's Angels cabin*
Rod: Can I put my hands down?
Dorn: Go ahead.
Servo (as Dorn): Now put'em back up. I didn't say Simon Says!
*Opening shot of Linda's legs*
Servo: Lieutenant! You have lovely feet.
Crow: It's Joe Namath! Oh wait.. no.
Joel: It's Marsha Brady, all grown up and back from college!
*Jeeter makes out with Linda.*
Crow (as Jeeter): Banjo, you're up next. Fats, stay in line.
*Banjo catches Rod and Linda making out*
Banjo: You're messing wi' private sta.
Servo: Okay, now what did he say? I haven't understood a word he's said.
*A cop pulls out a note left by Rod in the ground*
Servo: It says 'put me back you idiot.'
*During a shootout at a lighthouse, Banjo escapes the hideout and gets on his bike.*
Servo: Now look at that! Banjo's two feet away from the cops. Krimeny...
*Jeeter walks past Fats, who is dead*
Joel (as Fats): He's upstairs!
Servo (as Jeeter): Thanks Fats. Your smarter dead.
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