Favorite Riffs:
*during the opening funeral*
Servo: I guess this is the day the music died.
*Two detectives are talking about the funeral*
Joel: What is this, Sgt. Exposition and Detective Plot Point?
*Monte walks off a plane*
Servo: Oh no, Ross Hagen!
*Monte and Linda are driving around, while the camera is out of focus, botchy, and poorly shot*
Servo: Filmed in Zapruder vision,
*During a random song number*
Singer: Masked confusion... Masked confusion... Masked confusion...
Crow: Masked confusion? They're talking about the plot, Joel.
Singer: No no no no no.
Joel: Yes!
*Monte and Linda are laying down drinking a few beers*
Crow (as Linda): Where do you want to be in three years?
Joel (as Monte): Side Hackers 2.
*An apparently rival biker shows up to the Hellcat's hangout (see: Field) and they want a race... I think.*
Servo: Okay.. What does this have to do with anything?
*We get shots of the biker gang as a race happens. We don't actually sees the race*
Crow: I'm completely mesmerized by this exciting race.
Joel: We're still here boss. Just enjoying the... race over the hill...
Linda: How much longer is this race going to last?
Joel: How much longer it will last, indeed...
*After the bike race, the two racers start fighting*
Crow: Oh I get it, it's a triatholan. First a bike race, then knife fight, then beer guzzling.
Biker Guy: When we say drag, we don't mean drag. When we say drag, we mean scrape.
Crow: Why don't you just say scrape then?
*After Monte is tied up and left in a room, we get a weird camera shot*
Crow: Oh my god, they cut his head off!
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