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TopicITT: I watch every nationally broadcast episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Chronic1000
12/16/11 6:15:00 AM
#83:


Favorite Riffs:


Narrator: This is Dr. Tchen Yu.

Joel: Guzentit.


*Durand and Brinkman watch Durand's robot*

Brinkman: Your latest invention?

Durand: Oh, nothing special.

Crow: You can say that again.


*Dr. Ogimura puts the crew under suspended animated sleep for the trip to Venus.*

Ogimura: Goodnight, Robert.

Servo (as the sleeping Brinkmann): Goodnight! Oh..


*Herringway looks at a scroll*

Crow (as Herringway): Well, this is the lsat of the bathroom tissue.


*Durand reads off a few random numbers.*

Durand: Stand by acceleration rockets. thrust. 18, 22, 24..

Joel: 42, hut hut!

Crow: Go long.


*The astronauts spot a really large golfball like object**

Crow: Looks like a Slazenger Nine!


*Brinkmann keeps doing a Captain's Log, despite being the second in command, and..*

Crow (as Brinkmann): Why do I keep talking in a toothbrush?


*Sikarna and Brinkmann talk about the discovery Brinkmann made*

Sikarna: We put one of the micro crystals in the manax. Listen.

*We get a picture that is more jumbled up than anything else.*

Servo: Oh yeah, that's REALLY significant.

Crow: Can't you get the station in clearer? Don't you got a converter or some tin foil?


*During a thunderstorm...*

Joel: Get in these metallic cars, we'll be safe from the lightning here!

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