Favorite Riffs:
*A kid named Rokuro is using a bizarre water toy.*
Servo: Technologically advanced people huh? Give me a break. They can make high definition TV but they can't make decent water toys.
*After Goro shoots off some rope to help the kid get back to shore.*
Servo: I guess a rocket is standard picnic equipment in Japanm isn't it.
Crow: Let's go on a picnic. Let's see, we got our food, beverages, and 50 foot of uncoiled rope.
Servo: Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch...
*Hioshi checks on Goro and Rokuro after they were attacked in their homes.*
Hiroshi: He (Rokuro) seems to be okay.
Crow: Yeah, except he has a concusion.
*Random women with cone-like hats on are dancing aimlessly*
Joel: Say, these klan meetings have really lighten up. Very festive.
*After first seeing Megalon*
Crow: It's Edward Scissorhands.
*Hiroshi escapes from the Seatopia men, and is driving to help his friends*
Joel: Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy.
*A truck with Rokuro and Goro stops at a dam.*
Rokuro: Goro, we stopped moving.
Joel: Duh..
Servo: Smart kid.
*While Godzilla is in a lake.*
Servo: Godzilla will now attempt to swim the English Channel.
*Goro tries to contact Jet Jaguar*
Goro: Jet Jaguar, come down!
Joel: They're trying to contact him through a weenie whistle.
*Megalon spins circles and Jet Jaguar, then Jaguar gets dizzy and falls over.*
Joel: Hey, what kind of robot gets dizy?
*Godzilla is walking toward the monster battle.*
Crow: I came here to chew sushi and kick butt, and I'm all out of sushi.
Joel: I know what you're thinking, do I fire flame at 600 feet, or 500?
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In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D. ....