Favorite Riffs:
*Random shots of a desolate village*
Crow: It's Luke Skywalker's house!
*A few teenagers look at some boats*
Ryota: You could cross the ocean in that.
Crow: I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers.
*The teens break onto a boat*
Nita: I wonder what the owner looks like.
Yoshimura: I'll show you what he looks like.
Servo (as Boat Owner): He's taller than me, I'll go get him.
*During a storm on the sea*
Servo: Darn, there goes the Backgammon.
Joel: Hey, you got your money in my backgammon.
Crow: You got your backgammon in my money.
*After the group lands on an island, and decide to explore*
Servo: Uh-oh.
Joel: Oh boy.
Servo: Guess what guys.
Crow: Rock climbing...
Servo: Rock climbing.
Crow: Oh no.
Servo: Look up here! Ceasar Romero and Hugh Beaumont.
*After Nita and Ryota escape/are captured*
Yoshimura: There's only three of us left, what do we do now?
Joel: *Imitates porno music.*
*Godzilla wakes up during a thunderstorm*
Joel (as Godzilla): This better be good...
*The natives build a net to help out Godzilla*
Crow: If these sticks and stones don't work, we'll use names to hurt him!
*While Mothra is flying around*
I think he's searching for a giant candle.
*Godzilla jumps off a cliff*
Servo: Haven't we seen this before?
Crow: Those of you on the right side of the moth will see the destruction of Monster Island. The ones on the left will see...
Servo: Not much.
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In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D. ....