Favorite Riffs:
*After the American Air Force attack an unknown plane, setting it on fire*
Servo: And THAT'S just a warning!
*As the plane crashes. the Artic Base men and Eskimos look on curiously.*
Dr. Hidaka: Be careful not to go in that area. There is radiation out there.
Servo: And as everyone knows, it only affects you if you touch it.
*The crew on a Japanese ship see Gamera for the first time*
Crewman: Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
Servo: Abandon ship to where?
*Dr Hidaka has made his way to New York, and is talking on a news special. He has the 'stone' that the Eskimos gave him.*
Crow: Now, we prepared this steak before the show...
*Dr. Hidaka visits Professor Murase (who looks like an Asian Col. Sanders) after their first attack on Gamera fails
Hidaka: ...And that's how things stand, Prof. Murase.
Crow (as Murase): Hmm, so extra crispy or regular?
*After the intial success of freezing Gamera*
Hidaka: If Gamera dies on that spot, we'll have a precious specimen. His whole body.
Crow: And soup for everybody!
*Gamera is able to fly away, despite being frozen*
Hidaka: Kyoke, do you have the stone?
Crow (as Kyoke): Yes, I passed it last night.
*A soldier runs into a club where everyone is dancing to get them to exit the building after Gamera is close to attacking the building.*
Servo: No dancing, not allowed.
*The city must be evacuated of Gamera's attack, but Kenny doesn't want to leave.*
Kenny: Gamera. It's me, Kenny. Don't do anything bad.
Crow (as Gamera): I hear you Kenny, and I obey. I'm just a soul who's intentions are good. Please Lord, don't let me be misunderstoooooood.
Hidaka: Right now, Gamera is at a coal processing plant acquiring flames. It's his favorite food.
Servo: He likes cajun. Go figure.
*Tanks drive (and shoot at) Gamera.*
Crow: Heheh, an-and that's the TANKS I get.
*Joel rips off Crow's arm and hits him with it.*
Joel: Don't do that.
Crow: Ow! Hey!
Servo: That was his arm..
Crow: I need that.
*Gamera is trapped, put on a spaceship, and is shot.. into space.*
Crow: Hey Joel, remind you of anything?
Joel: Yeah, this!
*Rips Crow's other arm off*
Servo: Hey Crow, in the not too distant future...
*Joel attacks both boths with Crow's arm*
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In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D. ....