I'm continuing if you please. I'm continuing if you don't please.
95. Siamese Cat Song
From: Lady and The Tramp
It's kinda creepy, and their voices are kinda creepy too, but in a good way. I can't really explain it, but I think it's because it's meant to be creepy, unlike You Can Fly, for example.
94. Winnie The Pooh Theme
From: Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
And now we're back to unintentionally creepy songs. Geez, Disney. Creepy old choral voices are creepy. I suppose it's good enough for the 1950s, but it's just kinda creepy now. But the scenes are kinda cute so it's not too bad. And it should have made its own opening video instead of splicing from scenes of the show.
93. Mad Madam Mim
From: The Sword in the Stone
Jolly and mad, yeah. It serves its purpose very well, I guess. But musically it's only so-so. I do like Madam Mim though, hope she'd appear more, but oh well.
92. Cruella De Vil
From: 101 Dalmatians
Welp, and that's it for 101 Dalmatians song. I mean, yeah, I like the lyrics and all, but it's just not enough. When I like a Disney pop cover more than the original movie version, it's usually not a good sign.
91. When You Wish Upon A Star
From: Pinocchio
Eh. It strives for greatness, but doesn't quite reach it. Particularly because of of old-timey audio, creepy disembodied voices, man, this song is scary. I can't wait until we get out of these kind of songs.
90. Poor Jack
From: Das niteMARE b4 xmas
It starts off slow then it slowly descends into madness. Eh. Ehhh. Like, whatever man. It was kinda boring, but at least it wasn't offensively bad.
89. Heffalumps and Woozles
From: The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
Bewaaaare bewaaaare. Beware. Beware. Be a very wary bear. *pretty cool flute*
The song itself is only so-so, but damn if it isn't trippy and unnerving. In a good way. I mean, I can watch this song again every now and then, unlike Everybody Wants to be A Cat.
Also, dat laughing honey jar.
88. One Jump Ahead
From: Aladdin
Two of Aladdin songs down!
Well, it's not bad, but the vocals are kinda mediocre. The slapstick-ish comedy is not really unique, now or back when it was released. At least it's a good song to introduce our hero and his way of life.
87. Night on Bald Mountain
From: Fantasia 2000
Okay, WHAT THE HELL. Who thought this was a good idea?! It'd traumatize children. And the scene was so terrifying I barely paid any attention to the song. It's cool, yeah, but...what the heck. It's not even creepy-funny like Heffalumps or Pink Elephants, it's just scary. If children suicide rates went up after the release of Fantasia 2000, I think we know what to blame.
86. Chim Chim Cher-ee
From: Mary Poppins
The instrumental is kinda scary, foreboding. His vocal isn't my favorite either. And what the heck is Chim chim pan zee cheree. Yeah, not my favorite song in Mary Poppins.
But the worst thing's gotta be the glorification of chimney sweepers. What, did Disney want children to quit school and sweep chimneys instead? That's dangerous and miserable, a job without future. As lucky can be? WHAT THE HELL YO. Even the fish in the bowl is luckier than you.
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Oh, I am one yet many.