Ugh. They're so god damn dumb. Not only are they seemingly incapable of remembering anything that an NPC tells them, every assumption they make about the game is wrong. The only time they figure things out is when they decide to test out the opposite of their gut feeling.
It's really no surprise that these guys don't enjoy playing jRPGs... If I was this bad at them, I probably woudn't enjoy them much either.
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