Whew, what a session it was! Recap of what went down:
-Arrived at the cultists' hideout, a château hidden in the forest.
-Sent Francois out to scout. Got caught.
-Decided to do normal diplomacy for a change. Turns out the owner of the château was Tommy Wiseau.
-After severely creeping everybody out and claiming that he was going to sacrifice Rei to the armpit god, she headbutted him and flew into a rage. Combat ensued.
-Highlights of the combat: Lora slapping Rei's butt to snap her out of her rage thanks to a botched Will save, Francois missing again and again until he went Cold Sniper, Cora saving people with her infusions, and Rei getting knocked out at last, after sustaining like 30 points of damage.
-Further highlights: Vega missing half the fight and arriving late to turn the tide, the super mule that tanked a 20 damage hit and got up like it was no thang, Kyoko getting oneshotted, and everybody leveling up! Woot!
-End result: Vega is inside the mansion, with his dormant draconic powers about to awaken and up against ten dangerous dudes. Cora got herself some amazing loot in the form of masterwork weaponry to forge stuff with. Lora confirmed to be into girls AND jailbait. Kyoko learned how to summon clones of Rei to meatshield for a time. Rei's got dat ass and has decided to employ the first of her super anime abilities, the Seven Golden Techniques.
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Sburbopolis, Homestuck RPG: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/60981373