I feel like Sephiroth could've been a player before he lost his marbles. So many groupies. Cloud, not so much. Seph takes it (eheheh) anyway, I guess.
Kratos/Zeus. Layton definitely has a lot going for him, Paolo is a loser, but none of that particularly matters when up against Mr. Offscreen Sex and Zeus.
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I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;-MegaWentEvil