nothing from the mythology really works for god of war.
but if there's one thing that they wouldn't tone down, it's sex. they have some bizarre version of one of his kids in the 2nd game, and really sex and gore are the backbone of that series.
kratos 1 for actually getting laid more often than anybody else he's facing.
zeus for getting laid than everyone else listed here combined.
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The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.