But, the chocolate in meh and the toy is garbage. Here is one of the toys I got from a Kinder egg my friend brought me:
That is a half naked stripper firefighting baby, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah. Don't be fooled by the non-Americans here. The law is stupid, but Kinder eggs aren't anything special. You're not missing out on anything.
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Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."