If you give a child a piece of candy, and there's a toy or some crap inside, the child will likely believe that the toy is edible as well. Why else would it be inside a piece of candy?
What? No, I mean, the toys themselves are pretty big too so they'd have to gulp it down without chewing.
And McDonald's Happy Meal toys are awesome when you're a kid. So are throwing rocks and armpit farts. Kids are dumb. That doesn't mean that this is a quality product.
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Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."