Suprak there is a circle of hell for those disparaging kinder eggs I want to save you
Haha, what is with non-Americans pretending that Kinder eggs are good? It isn't just here; a European friend of mine brought all of my friends Kinder eggs when she came back from vacation, and with breathless enthusiasm told us how they were the most amazing things blah blah blah.
We don't talk to her anymore.
Kinder eggs are TRASH. Deal with it.
Do I have to show you the stripping firefighting baby again? Because I will.
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Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."