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GIMMICK BATTLE ROYAL:

The Bushwhackers Vs. Duke The Dumpster Droese Vs. The Iron Sheik Vs. Earthquake Vs. The Goon Vs. Doink the Clown Vs. Kamala and Kimchee Vs. Repo Man Vs. Jim Cornette Vs. Nikolai Volkoff Vs. Michael Hayes Vs. The One Man Gang Vs. The GobblyG Vs. Tugboat Vs. Hillbilly Jim Vs. Brother Love Vs. Sgt Slaughter

Bobby's back and he ain't lost a beat. Gene got licked. Sheik can barely move. Heenan says he's not a betting man. Doink gets a pretty good reception. Harvey's also there as a manager. I've missed Heenan in a WWF Event.

Doink is tipped as an early favourite, but Hayes is getting some love. NOOOO I wanted Akeem! Video of Gene dancing. Gene talking about old partnerships between Tugboat and Earthquake. Heenan's backing Iron Sheik and is listing his credentials. Gene says he moves like Carl Lewis. Heenan replies he moves more like Sherry Lewis.

Slaughter's getting a package of sorts looking badass, Heenan says that was then, now he's shooting blanks. Plenty of feuds between these men. Off we go and someone's out already. Repo Man's out.

Hayes is chopping. Tugboat was eliminated by Earthquake. One Man Gang is beating up Kimchee. Kamala eliminated Earthquake. Volkoff and Slaughter going at it. I think Kimchee's gone. The Bushwhackers are gone. Duke and Cornette follow soon after.

Brother love and the goon are brawling. Goon goes over and so does Volkoff. Butch is gone and Doink is thrown over by Kamala the crowd's not happy. Michael's gone. Out goes one Man Gang. Kamala's thrown out.

We're down to four and Brother Love's thrown out, followed by Slaughter and then SHEIK SNEAKS UP ON HILBILLY JIM FOR THE WIN! Iron Sheik can't celebrate long because Slaughter gives him the Cobra clutch. Heenan fakes out a handshake multiple times.


Triple H and Undertaker have a video package. Undertaker doesn't give a damn about anything. There's no restraining order against Kane. Undertaker gets his match. The image of stephanie hanging there is just hilarious.

Undertaker has a yard, Triple H broke Undertaker's motorcycle.


TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! It just doesn't sound as good in concert here. Though it does add some coolness to have a liveset entrance.

DEAD MAN WALKING! Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'



Triple H Vs. The Undertaker

They're not wasting any time, brawl on the outside and Triple H is already through the new spanish announce table. JR notes that Undertaker has never lost at wrestlemania. This is being called a brawl with criminal intentions.

The Undertaker just got back up and Triple H is in a corner and he's getting beaten down. High backdrop and Undertaker crashing into him, big clotheslines. Power slam and a missed elbow. Undertaker grew up in Houston. Triple H's knee catches undertaker but he gets knocked down anyway.

There's a the wristlock. Undertaker's going for Old school and he's walking the ropes. But Triple H pulls Undertaker down. Neckbreaker and The Game's going for a cover. Triple H is punching away and he's elbowing Undertaker's head. Triple H tells the referee to shut up. Neckbreaker and another kickout.

Triple H going for a series of covers, he's trying to intimidate the referee but Mike Chioda's not taking any of that crap. Undertaker's restored and he's uppercutting away. Facebuster knocks out The Undertaker. Triple H throws the timekeeper and he's got the sledgehammer.

Chioda takes the sledgehammer away from Triple H and Undertaker's almost pedigreed, he counters into a catapult, the referee's been knocked out. Chokeslam! Undertaker's got the cover and chioda counts to two. Undertaker is furious and he kill Chioda. They're brawling outside and there's a backdrop into the front row.

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