when yoblazer was a little boy, his mother showed him the vhs tape to the little mermaid. at the age of 6, yoblazer had already wanted to f*** a cartoon character. if you peaked through his window at 5am, you'd see him dry humping his television screen. when yoblazer turned 13, that's when his parents got him a computer with dial up internet. yoblazer really didn't know what he was about to get himself into, so he read a quick guide on how the internet worked. all he could really understand about the guide is that it wanted him to use google in almost every possible situation. what was yoblazer's first thoughts? to search up ariel naked. what he found from this is flounder making her scream out his name when he rammed her so hard with his fish stick and making her his b****. watching this video is a daily must from him to get through the day without having a panic attack.
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[11:19] RustyMrMokka: he says he has OCD/autism
[11:20] Imaginator Suiko: that's like a prerequisite to be a touhou fan