Wow, two of my favorite pokes in this topic.
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1. Bidoof - I love Bidoofs. Who would want to eat a Bidoof? It probably tastes like generic woodland critter meat, but eating it probably makes you dumber.
2. Armaldo - Tastes hard and crunchy. Not good at all.
3. Ursaring - Pssh, as if it'd be possible to eat a bear. We don't eat bears, bears eat us. If I had to take a gander though, it would be very thick, tough, fatty meat.
4. Eelektrik - Slimy, scaly, an all around unpleasant thing to eat.
Bleh, worst day so far.
Overall: Bidoof>lolbear>Armaldo>Eelektrik
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The elk. They're out for blood.
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