FINAL RANKINGS
52th: 57 Whirlybird - Accidentally shot himself in the pelvic region with a shotgun stolen from his stepfather, bled to death.
51th: 30448 MegaWentEvil - Asphyxiation and massive internal bleeding caused be an allergic reaction to Lebron James blood, which he ingested.
45*th: 9459 Catastrophy - The hour-hand of a food clock (a sausage) impaled him in the mouth through the back of the neck.
49rd: 69 Dewott - Turned into an authentic Middle Eastern dude, then devoured by Pterodicktyl, the racist Pterodactyl.
48nd: 9 Ertyu - Took a hard pass of a radioactive football to the chest from former Tennessee Titan Vince Young and exploded.
47st: 2012 Vlado - Dropped into a cauldron of boiling-hot tortellini soup and was scalded/boiled to death. Presumably eaten after cooked.
46th: 33866 RKOsExTha - Buried/Entombed in cement in the depths of Yankee Stadium wearing a David Ortiz Red Sox jersey.
45th: 9999993 Thejp - Suffered from multiple heart attacks and multiple strokes simultaneously, eyeballs and chest literally exploded.
44th: 7476 Todbot - Skull cleaved by Maniac's fire axe when the game suddenly turned from random elimination to battle royale.
43th: 9214 Chrono - Accidentally timehax-exploded by rewinding time to a moment when a concrete building stood in his place.
42th: 4143 Darren - Shot through the heart by a ricocheted bullet from Stan's sniper rifle that would have lodged in the wall that the timehax exploded.
41h: 2713 Tom - Slammed by Voltch's massive gauntlet and sent into a solid metal wall. Bones/organs utterly destroyed.
40th: 121512 SenorHouseMouse - Crucified on an artist canvas then had thirty paintbrushes jammed down his throat, choking him.
39rd: 27085 CheeseCardinal - Poisoned and paralyzed by Crimson's Samuel L. Jackson cheeseburger. Then fell into a pool and drowned.
38nd: 45484 ScareChan - Beaten to death by transgendered person summoned through his own deck of cards by Chronic who was "borrowing" them.
37nd: 170 Smurf - Arm nearly chopped off at the shoulder, then head slammed into slot machine and electrocuted by Maniac.
36st: -809 Pirate - Sliced in half vertically by a gigantic buzzsaw on the ceiling, created via one of XIII's wishes.
35st: -23 SEP - Run-through by Raka's cane sword which first stabbed through SEP's poison, coating the blade. Chest cavity melted from poison.
34th: 12461 Guiga - Jumped off a ship and fell to the sea when he was impaled by a narwhal's horn. Mind-controlled by Dante's Alt.
23th: -67 Dante - Riddled by dozens of bullets from 3KL's "malfunctioning" miniguns, although 3KL was being mind-controlled by Dante's Alt.
32th: 977 Zazi - Spine snapped as he was bent in half by a super-strong Luster who had taken multiple shots of his super-strength Mountain Dew.
31th: 736 Regaro - Opened a wrapped gift from Caelus only to find his own head in it, which was no longer connected to his body.
230th: 52752 Stan - Bitten multiple times and spat at by Lilly the lesbian lizard. Limbs, face and head dissolved by lizard bacteria.
29th: 54157 Fire - Sliced into pieces by razor sharp netting of dead user Regaro's Black Widow net gun after a Survivor vote.
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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)