TOR is a North Korea simulator.
- Not allowed to go anywhere except where you are told. (If you go to zones for higher levels than you and are good enough to survive and bring good loot, you are punished and banned)
- No violating glorious government sanctioned economy. Not allowed to sell to make a profit. No violating the perfect communist system. (Not allowed to buy low and sell high, good merchants are punished and not rewarded, not allowed to have too much money)
- Thought police monitoring every conversation. (People getting warned and banned for swearing even in private chat, or joking about being a gold selling bot)
- Failure to follow all rules perfectly IMMEDIATELY results in a vacation to the gulag.
- Every aspect of social interaction is scripted to be a showcase.
- Being around other players in the open world is considered a burden so everyone is a separated isolationist state.
- All citizenry has a massive, undeserved hatred for their sole enemy, WoW.
- You are told/convinced by other sources that the game you are playing is the greatest thing ever and you should always be happy because the rest of the gaming industry is horrible, full of strife, poverty, and evil imperialists that simply want to destroy your glorious communist workers paradise.
- Severely imbalanced class system.
- Attempts to leave are halted and forced defection is your only choice.
- Any complaints are quickly stifled and labeled heresy and treason against the government.
- Game forum practices heavy censorship whenever they deem it necessary, no explanation required.
- Game seeks aid from outside sources but claims to be fully self-sufficient.
- Entire game hierarchy is held up by bobble-headed yes men who blindly follow whatever Great Leader Bioware preaches.
- Quantity > quality. Despite eating a feast of mashed cornmeal instead of a sustaining, balanced diet, you can be glad to know that Great Leader assures you that over one million pounds of corn meal was harvested in just a week.
Oh 4chan~
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