Key features:
Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and philosophies
Large, detailed, interactive environments
Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
NPC’s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott
Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!)
Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the BadgerSaw
Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
This is the Ultimate right here, folks.
Looks like you can't actually buy it.
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"Why are you inquiring as to whether a fictional child has four penises? Pretty weird dude."
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