Name: Fat Man
Characteristics: Loves eating food, especially croissants.
Abilities: 6-time and Current Reigning Worldwide Croissant-Eating Champion
Hindered By: Narrow doorways
Perk: After eating a croissant, I gain the ability to sleep for exactly 9 hours without anyone or anything being able to wake me up.
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