15. Walrus
He is here and now. I want him. He is so aware of the human form. I think he could give more pleasure than the previous users on this list. Also Walruseses have teeth which hurt but his would be smooth and thus not. He loves the brown sector of the society since they don't have rules and he is above frats which is noticeable in the lack of quality. He loves math computers and economics. All signs of a quality bang. He loves to toss money on those he bangs and I can only assume would toss money on those banging him.
How I would bang Walrus: On an ice flow in the south pacific while volcanoes erupt
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