2. Lockes
Ugly face syndrome aside, Lockes is easily the most handsome and beautiful man on all of B8. Lockes I don't even want to imagine how amazing it would be. There are no words. Your eyes, your smile, your voice, your ability to fist, all top tier. Lockes anyone you could be bang anyone. ever them all. I would bang and maybe last half a second. Also the horizontal stripe shirt. Beardly would watch and shout out motivational slogans like "you are banging!" and "when in doubt beard it". I'm not sure how the second would help but I appreciate it. Lockers lets watch hockey and have beers.
How I would bang Lockes: Missionary so I can gaze into those eyes the whole time.
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