CHAPTER 1: One Shirt to Rule them ALL
The year is 1995, a young up and coming website designer CJayC has just finished his ultimate work. GameFAQs. A site for the best and brightest of the web. To celebrate CJay decided to do what he always does when he accomplishes something great. Head to Mexico and buy cheap drugs and cheap women.
So CJay set out in his 1984 Honda Accord with one pink door. While passing over the border he got a shiver down his spine. Something was different this visit.
After 3 days straight of drugs, women and one goat CJay decided to do some shopping in the market before heading back to America. He went through various stores and found nothing of value or note. As he was preparing to leave the last store something shiny caught his eye. He went over to inspect and found something that would change his life and the lives of millions of others. A shirt. It had a shine unlike anything he had ever seen. When he checked the price it said 6 pesos. He was sure this was a mistake and quickly scurried to the cash. The cashier went blind as he scanned the shirt.
Cjay bolted from the store into a back alley. He went to put on the shirt but was blown into a wall by it. As CJay struggled to his feet a strange man hobbled towards him.
"Sir you won't be able to get that on. It is a shirt made for only the most elite, better than everyone else type of person. As of yet no one has ever been able to put it on." - Hobbled Man
"What do you mean?" - CJayC
But it was too late the man was gone and CJay had the runs.
After several hours in a pay toilet, CJay left back to America. To find out what could be done with ... the SHIRT.
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