Chapter 2: Until now no one knew .... OBSESSION
Upon returning to the US Cjay contacts his best friend and vision of manliness, SBAllen. Allen was a gigantic African American with more swag, swank and pizazz than anyone Cjay knew, surely he could wear The Shirt.
"Allen you'll never believe what I found in Mexico! Get yourself over here right now!" - Cjay
"Yo yo yo I be headin therez for the sure and all dat." - SBAllen
Allen arrived at Cjay's upper lower class mansion and went down to his lab. Inside the lab he saw something amazing, unlike anything he had ever seen. THE SHIRT!
After 45 minutes of standing mouth agape he spoke... "Yo my bro wazzit you gots there, dang thing is blingin like Mr. T on a Tuesday." - Allen
"I found this in Mexico, but I couldn't put it on.... do you think you can?" - Cjay
"Ain't no thang I know how ta where a shirt ya fool." - Allen
Allen went to put The Shirt on but a beam of light came from it blinding them both temporarily. When they gained their vision back, Cjay was shocked to see ..... Allen was now a skinny little white guy in a sailor suit.
"Cjay what is it? Why are you looking at me like that friend?" - Allen
"Dude ...." - Cjay
He hands Allen a mirror. As Allen gazes upon what he has become all he can say is. "Gee whiz this is super! I always wanted to try on a sailor suit."
It became apparent to Cjay that not just anyone was going to be able to wear The Shirt. It had turned his friend from Bro to No instantly. He knew he needed to find a man that could wear it. HE NEEDED TO!
Having both touched The Shirt, they were now bound to finding it a suitable owner.
Literally Obsessed.
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