E-Mail #5: making out
What I thought back then: I wish I had someone to make out with. Like that girl in gym class.
"You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)" saves the e-mail from literally having no jokes, and even that is a gum smacker itself. You people know what I mean by gum smacker, right? Like, when a joke flops or someone makes a stupid claim or something, you do that sort of popping noise by opening your mouth. I wish there was a way to better exemplify that over the internet.
Anyway, early episode is meh. What else is new?
1 star out of 5.
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