From: PartOfYourWorld | #049
Sorry guys, the odds are slim that even internet superheroes such as we wouldn't be able to melee kill a lion, especially if it's actually out to maul us. If a lion is charging and determined to eat my face, and I've got my tree cutter ready to go all Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the odds are not in my favor. Like really really not in my favor.
Your fault for taking a chainsaw!
My melee weapon of choice is a portable tanklike contraption oh my own invention, with tons of spikes lining it. I sit on the inside and can extend the spikes (very quickly!) via some levers, and the entire contraption is on wheels I can move around on. Thing is super durable too no way this lion can penetrate it.
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