Team UU tbqh.
Jane is too ditzy and I feel like she should be forever clueless. Similar to how John was, even though John did develop a bit of a romance.
And for Dirk, I feel like his character calls for getting turned down and him just kind of forgetting all that stuff. Going dark, so to say. Would sure match his Bro personality of being that enigmatic jerk.
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Sunbro.
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