The zeroth law of the universe, the law that supersedes all other laws states simply this.
Nobody ever reads the signs.
Everything people need to know, in easily digestible packages all over the place and nobody EVER reads them. Fortunately we never got any real idiots where I worked, just people who would always ask things that were written on a sign right next to them and go happily through the rest of their day.
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MMBN style fighting game made by me in the link below!
http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/184947-b8bn