I've checked my bank accounts and there's been no shady activity. I've checked my credit card and there's been no shady activity. I've checked my credit report and there's been no shady activity. I haven't paid a cent and I've gotten three issues of ESPN Magazine, sent to my address with my name on them.
Huh. I certainly hope I didn't get identity thieved. But even if I did... why the magazines?
Maybe this is my hint that I should finally start getting into watching at least one sport.
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