After this long ass explanation of the next PPV's gimmick I'm still not sure it makes sense but whatever... Impact week 1 December!
SHOWTIME:
Sting announces a competition for this month's PPV, Final Resolution. RVD, Sting, D-Von, and Jeff Hardy will form teams over the month. The catch is that team members can only be added by defeating them in single's matches. Each team leader gets one challenge a week of their choice, and if they win, the wrestler they defeat has to join their team. However, if they lose, the member still joins the team, but they're the new captain. The teams will then face off in elimination style matches until all but one team has been eliminated-- and if a wrestler is eliminated in any match, they're out for the night. The survivors of the winning team will get a title shot, as will the team captain, regardless of whether he's still in. D-Von comes out and chooses to face Pope, sting chooses Anderson, and Jeff Hardy doesn't care and issues an open challenge. RVD no shows, apparently not around. (76)
After the break Robbie E is looking excited and chattering to Big Robbie T at a distance... then they both hide. RVD arrives by jeep, and as he steps out he is whacked by the homeless TV title, wielded by Robbie E who retreats to the ring, taunting RVD! RVD pursues! (42) RVD d. Robbie E. Robbie E starts fist pumping after the match despite losing as the ref explains that Robbie E is on RVD's team now for the PPV while RVD looks incredibly confused. (68)
Glacier is out with Gail Kim, who is still sad, and a stack of boards, calling out Matt Morgan. Matt Morgan appears VIA SATELLITE, wearing a gi and headband in a dojo, and shouts "blueprint... runs... COLDER!" He hits a young Japanese karate student with the Carbon Footprint while Glacier asks Gail Kim what the hell that was. (54)
Anderson is wishing Sting good luck for the match later tonight, but then kicks him in the yambags! (alas, Taz is not there to call it as such) (85) MCMG d. Old Age Outlaws (63)
Mr. Anderson d. a weakened Sting, cheating a lot and drawing a lot of cheap heat during the match, just to drive home that he's the bad kind of ******* now. (82) (Anderson's heel turn went over "pretty well") The Way of the Samurai d. Mark Haskins and Kid Kash (70)
Orlando Jordan is seen walking backstage. Hernandez approaches him and calls him on doing something obscene to Ric Flair last week. Orlando doesn't know what the hell he's talking about-- he just got here! (56) James Storm... uh... storms... into Sting's office as he's talking to AJ Styles. He wants his owed match from last month's "Social Experiment" tonight. Sting says that the tired AJ Styles could really use a week off, but AJ cuts him off and says he's a fighting champion and can easily do this. (80) D'Angelo Dinero d. D-Von. Bully gives D-Von a verbal beating after losing. (67) Jeff Hardy d. Brian Kendrick who is out to exorcise "the undead blaspheme Jeff Hardy upsetting the feng shui of TNA" in his open challenge (77)
Sting is holding his head backstage in his office, while Jeff Jarrett barges in wearing a suit. As the founder, he took it upon itself to look into some business related issues, and found that there were a lot of holes in the budget. He introduces VC "Cliff" Compton, who drones into a wall of business jargon for a bit before Sting waves them off while clutching his head and says he's hired and that he can do whatever's necessary to balance the budget or whatever. (64)
AJ Styles d. James Storm. He's clearly not 100%, but perseveres despite interference from Robert Roode. (80) During the match, Taz is seen opening a door backstage, waving Kurt and Samoa Joe in. Styles is beaten down again after the match, this time feeling the wrath of a guillotine choke and an ankle lock at the same time! (72)
72 - Success!
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