WWE Superstars
Wk. 3, Nov. '11
Pre-show: Trish won a 10-diva battle royal (63)
-Match: Chavo squashed Tajiri
Rating: 54
-Husky Harris is gonna be big! Er, not like that.
Rating: 58
-Match: Yoshi v. Drew
Back and forth match, but the IC Title #1 Contender comes out on top.
Rating: 59
-Match: La Parka v. X-Pac
The announcers inform us that LA PARKA is back in the WWE to help train the next generation of stars on NXT, starting next week! :O He gives X-Pac a run for his money...but MORDECAI runs in and takes out La Parka, causing the DQ!
Rating: 61
-Mordecai says that he too has finally come back to this lair of sin and iniquity! He is going to train the next generation of superstars to renounce the evil ways of their surroundings, and his army of righteousness will overthrow the dark forces.
Rating: 43
-Sin Cara II comes out to point at a replay of his match with I on SD. After pointing at the whole video package, he points to the ground!
Rating: 57
-Match: Sin Cara/Air Boom v. Sin Cara II/Reks/Hawkins
The good guys win a hard-fought battle.
Rating: 64
-Gabriel thinks Slater's not around tonight, and is kinda bored. Anybody wanna match? ...It appears that CHARLIE HAAS does!
Rating: 56
-Match: Gabriel v. Haas
Try as he might, Gabriel can't quite answer Haas' technical abilities.
Rating: 67
Post-show: Harts d. Usos, Riley/Curtis, Otungacutty (43)
Overall: 62 lol angles Curtis overused
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-...man, Chavo/Tajiri should've done better than that :\
-Lopen, you are kinda a jerk. >_> It'll be FUN booking these guys, but they are going to go absolutely nowhere.
-Of course, I tried to get WGTT, but I think owner goals blocked Shelton after I'd already offered to Haas. I hate breaking off a negotiation I started, and he's pretty decent and pretty over, so I decided to keep him anyway. Worked for Bubba Ray in FWA:R! That said, I have no immediate plans for him yet.
-Truth is on his second strike now. I think I'm gonna have a four-strike system. >_>
Kneel before me, peasants!
NEWSWIRE
-Impact scored a solid 77, in no small part due to a phenomenal Angle/Anderson sub-main.
-There's already heat backstage on Helms after he screwed around and pulled a prank on Teddy Long.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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