NEWSWIRE
-Abyss and the Fallen Angel emerged victorious over Hernandez and Shelley in a surprisingly good match, bringing Xplosion up to a quite respectable 68.
-It was a big night for title changes, as Ishimori and Morishima captured the GHC Tag Titles from KENTA and Nakajima.
-CZW's Blaze of Glory saw two belts change hands: Joe Gacy took the world title off of Devon Moore, and Sami Callahan won the Jr. Heavyweight strap in a triple threat.
-Undaunted by their loss of TV coverage, FCW soldiered on with a solid show built around Sid and Andy Leavine.
-EVOLVE have picked up Allison Danger, and RCW have fired MsChif.
-FCW continues to turn things around with The Struggle Within. It featured a downright watchable Leavine/Finlay main event, as well as the newly minted Team Life (Titus O'Neill and Trent Barreta) capturing the tag titles.
-RoH has proven resilient in the face of WWE raids, rising to Cult on the backs of their latest taping. They have picked up Homicide to help out going into their new era.
-All that really needs to be said about the latest JCW show is that Scott Hall was considered the star.
-Roderick Strong will be making an appearance on the next AJPW tour.
-Apparently, Dr. Wagner Jr. has had his jaw broken by a bear. Hardcore.
-YAMATO has suffered a burst appendix at the hands of BxB Hulk at the latest Dragon Gate show.
-RoH has picked up Paul Burchill and the former Sojourner Bolt.
-We have confirmed that Shane Helms has been caught with illegal steroids. WWE is reportedly furious.
-Ricky Banderas will be plying his trade in PWG now, as will Ken Doane.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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