RAW Wk. 4 Nov. ‘11 HALFASSEDLY RETYPED FROM HISTORY AND MEMORY VER.
Pre-show: Otunga/McGillicutty d. Thoroughbreds (77); AAE d. Ryan (77)
-Laurinitis brags about being in charge of both shows and is cut off by VINCE who announces that the directors have booked TEAM LAURINITIS v. TEAM HHH, with the winner getting the CoO spot. HHH comes back from “injury” to join Cena as co-captain.
Rating: 77
-WWE Title?: Del Rio d. Gabriel
Rating: 81
-It’s Del Rio’s destiny to retain over Kane.
Rating: 87
-Match: Melissa/Trish d. Beth/Maryse
Rating: 73
-Laurinitis solicits the nWo’s help for his SurSer team.
Rating: 82
-Match: Hawkins d. Bourne, I think dirty
Rating: 70
-Match: Primo d. Drew
Rating: 56
-OMG SKIP SHEFFIELD comes out and kills them both.
Rating: 58
-Match: Kofi d. Reks
Rating: 64
-Match: Slater d. La Parka
Rating: 66
-Ziggler is confident about defending against Dreamer
Rating: 80
-Match: Kane d. Swagger
Ziggler interferes until Dreamer runs him off.
Rating: 77
-Del Rio fails a runin on Kane
Rating: 87
-Cena is honored to be co-captain, announces Morrison as a member of the team, asks Rock to join as well.
Rating: 89
-SurSer Preview: Punk/Nash/X-Pac/Masters/Serena d. Cena/HHH/Morrison/Santino/Kelly
Rating: 83
Post-show: Vickie and pals come out (85); Cena/HHH d. ZigSwag, Nash/X-Pac (57)
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-man I booked this like THREE WHOLE DAYS AGO or something do you really expect my attention span to be that long
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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