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RAW Wk. 1 12/11
Pre-show: La Parka d. Raven (Hardcore, 41); AAE d. Curtis (60); Punk rallies the troops (88)
-HHH is out to open the show and celebrate his team's victory! He says as a thank you to Morrison, he gets a shot at Del Rio TONIGHT! He calls Punk out to the ring. Punk congratulates HHH on a job well done, and hopes they can get along together. HHH says bugger to that! All of Punk's cronies are in action tonight! He won't be taking a soft stance on the nWo at all. Punk is kinda mad.
Rating: 92
-Match: Dreamer v. Masters
Masters has lots of trouble with the wily vet, but manages to pull out a win.
Rating: 74
-Match: Santino and Trish v. X-Pac and Serena
The faces roll to a win, with Trish doing most of the heavy lifting.
Rating: 75
-Due to a misclick, Santino asks Beth Phoenix out on a date. He gets shot down.
Rating: 64
-Random-ass filler match: Reks/Hawkins d. Otungacutty, Ryan/Riley
Rating: 69
-ZigSwag and Vickie are out to the ring. Mr. Ziggles laughs at Dreamer, and promises to continue his reign of awesomeness!
Rating: 79
-Match: Gabriel/Air Boom v. Slater/ZigSwag
Back and forth match, with Swagger picking up the win.
Rating: 68
-Match: Primo v. Drew v. Sheffield
Primo and Drew fail to get revenge for last week. Yep yep yep.
Rating: 52
-Kane says he's not done with Del Rio. He may have gotten away last night, but he can't run forever! Kane will find him and destroy him sooner or later.
Rating: 84
-Match: Kane v. Nash
Nash holds his own, but ultimately gets out-monstered.
Rating: 72
-The nWo choose this time to make their statement for the evening. The entire faction swarms Kane in the ring and issue a beatdown! Punk busts out the spraypaint and tags Kane with the logo.
Rating: 82
-WWE Title: Del Rio (c) v. Morrison
.....Very open match. Morrison threatens on several occasions, but can't quite get the 3-count, especially since Del Rio pulls every low-level heel trick in the book. He jams his thumb into Morrison's eye! BRRRRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUUUUUUGHHHH! JOHN CENA comes barreling down the ramp for the save! Del Rio looks very confused, but takes a swing at Cena anyway, which Cena reverses into the 5MoD! That's, uh, that's an obvious DQ.
Rating: 75
-Cena poses with Morrison! ....Or rather, he poses next to Morrison, as the challenger looks none too appreciative of the help. Cena informs us that he was HAPPY to help his GOOD BUDDY MORRISON against the EVIL Del Rio! HUSTLE LOYALTY RESPECT! Morrison kindly inquires why Cena felt the need to cost him the title when he had a legit chance of winning it. Cena answers that he's RISING ABOVE HATE, and that Del Rio is just a HAM SAMMICH! Morrison is getting quite pissed at this point, and asks if Cena realizes that he cost him the title just now. Cena accuses Morrison of being ungrateful, and claims he CAN'T SEE HIM! THE WWE UNIVERSE was just begging for Cena to check Del Rio into the SMACKDOWN HOTEL! The WWE Universe seems unconvinced of this, which Morrison points out. Cena's grin starts to look incredibly forced, and he stands there for a long time....before clonking Morrison over the head with the mic! Morrison gets the AA! Cena stares down at him, and then at the crowd.
Rating: 92
Cena's turn was a complete success!
-Cena looks concerned, and asks the crowd what they want from him? He looks sad at the ensuing CENA SUCKS chant, and looks down. When he looks back up, he has a rather evil looking grin. He leaves, laughing to himself.
Rating: 83
Post-show: HHH calls out Cena on the ramp (100); Morrison/HHH/Kane d. Cena/Punk/Del Rio (65)
Overall: 78 SUCCESS ANGLES HELPED
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