Pretty decent pre PPV hype show even if I don't have much in the way of wonky debuts. (was trying to let Tom catch up but I'm kinda hype for the PPV so I'm going to put that off <_<)
Impact December Week 4 2011
SHOWTIME:
The show starts with Sting, Styles, Samoa Joe, and Kurt Angle in the ring with the token contract table to sign the match for the PPV. Kurt wants a match to work off ring rust, but he wants Styles banned from ringside. Sting grants him the match with AJ being banned from ringside, but says AJ can pick someone to face Angle. AJ picks his "good friends that also represent the good of old school TNA" the Motor City Machine Guns to face Joe and Angle tonight! (93)
Sting and Kendrick beat Anderson and X-Pac in a "Final Resolution preview" match that Sting made but that isn't really a preview at all (74)
Robbie E is backstage looking distraught, minus Big Robbie T. Wild Stevie Ray appears! Robbie E appeals to Stevie and says he needs a new guy to enforce THE LIST that Big Robbie T went to India. Stevie Ray says times have been hard lately so he'll consider it, but suckas gotta pay for his bouncer services. Robbie E says sure he'll pay, bro, and hands him THE LIST. (42)
Angelina Love and Winter d. Tara and Hamada (70) The Pope d. Robbie E in another "final resolution preview" match. Stevie Ray tries to slide Robbie E a slapjack during the match but Daffney slides in and takes it first and slapjacks Pope after the match (78)
Austin Aries d. Glacier and Douglas Williams to retain. Mid match the match the announcers argue whether Glacier or Douglas Williams meet the weight limits of the X-Division and Glacier leaves the match to go stop a Matt Morgan debut video. (65)
Beer Money is backstage talking, when UltraMantis Black approaches them and suggests that it must be insulting for AJ Styles to pick the MCMG to test Angle and Joe over Beer Money... they're not even the champs, after all. Roode says he's got a point, "thanks Daniels" as they head to the ring and UMB increduously denies being Daniels some more. Beer Money head to the ring and call AJ out! AJ responds to the call and says that while Sting may have banned him from facing Angle he can beat their ass. (71) AJ Styles d. Beer Money after the MCMG interfere, but is beaten down pretty badly during the match. (78)
Orlando Jordan d. The Lethal Warrior. He uses a lot of chops and finishes with the Figure 4 for some reason. After the match Voodoo Priest Hernandez rushes to the ring and shakes a staff while doing a dance sorta thing and shouting "whoo!" as Orlando heads to the back, ignoring him. (64)
RVD and Jeff Hardy are scheduled to face Team 3D in another inane "preview match." Jeff Hardy says the savior will not be lowered to teaming with RVD tonight. RVD starts a handicap match, but during the match Suicide swings down from the rafters and fills in as RVD's tag partner (72) RVD and Suicide d. Team 3D when Jeff Hardy gets Team 3D dqed by attacking RVD. (86)
Angle and Joe trash talk AJ and say they hope he enjoys helplessly watching them dismantle his buddies the MCMG from backstage (90)
Angle and Joe d. Motor City Machine Guns in an incredibly competitive match where the MCMG come up just short (99!) After the match Joe and Angle continue to beat the MCMG down. AJ Styles rushes out to help but is practically limping to the ring and is overwhelmed as well. Bah gawd can AJ overcome the odds at the PPV!? (82)
86 - Success! Lol angles.
Bah. Was expecting better after that 99 main event! I wonder if my PPV can actually follow this.
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