WWE Smackdown!
Wk. 3, Dec. '11
Pre-show: Mordecai instructs Edwards to watch his match tonight (52); Usos d. Cara II/Bateman (60); Kidd tries to pacify Natalya (48)
-Sheamus is out to challenge Barrett to a match RIGHT NOW if he has the GOATS. Barrett says he has nothing to prove, and the attack was just business....but now it's pleasure! He put Sheamus through a table once, and he'd do it again!
Rating: 75
-Match: Sheamus v. Barrett
The Celtic Warrior extracts VENGEANCE upon Barrett!
Rating: 80
-Chavo and Ryder are backstage. Ryder wants Chavo to know that he hurt his feelings, bro! Chavo doesn't care and repeats the accusation that Ryder has been handed everything in WWE. Chavo calls Ryder a talentless hack! Ryder decides to make his counterargument in the ring.
Rating: 67
-Match: Cara v. Mordecai
Edwards watches sadly as his Pro fails to get the job done against the luchador. Well, he DOES get the job done, but not the kinda job that's a good thing.
Rating: 61
-Sin Cara POINTS, but there's no Cara II to be found. He POINTS in random directions hoping to find him, but alas :(
Rating: 59
-Match: Ryder v. Carlito
Back and forth match, but Ryder eventually gets a big win.
Rating: 70
-Natalya's in the ring with Haas and Dibiase. She's tired of AJ's meddling, and wants to put her down NOW. What's more, the Hart Dynasty has taken AJ's side! How dare they? That's why she's enlisted the help of the tag team master Haas and her fellow second-gen star Dibiase to shut them all up for good...in a double #1 Contenders' Match!
Rating: 65
-Diva/Tag #1 Contender Match: AJ/Harts v. Natalya/Haas/Dibiase
Quite even match, but the faces are able to get the upper hand in the end.
Rating: 60
-Nash and X-Pac come out to STICK THE WINNERS. They lay out the Harts with the belts, and then Nash plants them both with belt-assisted Jacknifes.
Rating: 59
-Match: Yoshi d. Young
Rating: 63
-Rock thinks that it makes sense to book Henry/Khali for TLC...in a CHAIRS MATCH! How topical! Also tonight they're in a tag match with the IC champ and #1 Contender wooo
Rating: 85
-Match: Khali/Orton v. Henry/Cody
The faces look pretty dangerous tonight, going over with the power of brain chops and RKO's out of NOWHERE.
Rating: 70
-Match: Show/Bryan v. Awesome Truth
Show and Bryan just don't seem to click as partners, and Miz and Truth are able to exploit this for the win.
Rating: 86
Poor psychology
-Christian and Brodus hit the ring! They jump Show, wear him down a bit, and then put him t'rew a tayble!
Rating: 81
-Aweome Truth escape in the confusion, pleased with the win. They are less pleased when Taker shows up and chokeslams them.
Rating: 86
Post-show: Rock/Taker d. Bryan/Show, Awesome Truth, Christian/Brodus (73)
Overall: 74 LOL ANGLES FAILURE
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-Man was that sub-ME disappointing. I didn't name the Khali/Henry storyline "THE CRAPPIEST TITLE FEUD EVER" for no reason!
-...At least the ME rocked as usual.
-Yoshi is running out of jobbers to beat in random filler matches :\
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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