MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Wk. 4, 12/11
Pre-show: Skip interrupts a Hurricane promo (71); Reks/Hawkins d. Ryan/Riley (57); ZigSwag don't appreciate Air Boom costing Ziggles the US Title (70)
-Match: Air Boom v. ZigSwag
Decent, if disappointing, back and forth match. The nWo come down just as it's getting good! Nash and X-Pac lay out both teams with the tag belts!
Rating: 68
-Punk joins his cohorts and demands that HHH stop trying to bury them! He's tired of HHH's politicking and holding people down! Punk has REVITALIZED the WWE and deserves a title shot over some guy who stole the belt and already failed to win once!
Rating: 92
-Match: Santino v. Masters
The nWo Dominance Hour rolls on. Santino holds his own, but falls prey to the MASTERLOCK.
Rating: 70
-Punk's about to get on the stick again, but HHH cuts him off! HHH is tired of Punk's whining and the whole nWo shtick. He's adding Air Boom AND ZigSwag to the tag title match at TLC! Moreover, he'll give Punk a chance to back up his talk in a match with Kane TONIGHT! If Punk wins, he'll be added to the Kane/Del Rio ladder match....but if he loses, Triple H will see him at the PPV! Punk seems pretty happy at this arrangement, and calls it a win/win!
Rating: 92
-Match: Hurricane v. Skip
Hurricane's back! And he's in the doghouse. And fighting the monster heel. Yep (yep yep what it do).
Rating: 46
-Dreamer looks for the crowd's support in the rough times he's going through. He has to leave now and work at Sunglass Hut. FILLER ANGLE GOGOGO
Rating: 68
-Match: Beth/Bellas d. Trish/Kelly/Melissa
Rating: 59
-Match: HHH v. Estrada
HHH is looking to keep the rust off after his impressive losing effort at SurSer. AAE looks pretty good, but gets far too cocky about fighting a retired vet, and pays for it dearly.
Rating: 82
-Slater comes out to celebrate his US Championship! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Rating: 62
-Match: Otungacutty v. Drew/JTG
The less said about this match, the better. Otunga scores the pin.
Rating: 51
-Reks and Hawkins run in on Otungacutty oh noooo
Rating: 56
-Match: Morrison and Gabriel v. Cena and Slater
Morrison SQUEAKS by with a clutch win.
Rating: 83
-Cena grabs a mic and BALONEY FUDGE MUSTARD, he lost! But he's gonna turn Morrison into a HAM SAMMICH at TLC! He's still the best gosh-darn superstar in sports entertainment, and anybody who disagrees will get a taste of RUTHLESS AGRESSION!
Rating: 88
-Match: Kane v. Punk
Kane is noticeably missing the WWE Title belt. They TEAR THE GORRAM HOUSE DOWN. Both men have something to prove here, and they bring everything they have. Kane is focused and tough, though, and he has the better answers tonight.
Rating: 99
-Del Rio comes out to the ring demanding the WWE Belt back! Kane says he can come take it then! He gestures, and the belt lowers from the ceiling. Kane even backs off to the outside! Del Rio enters the ring and stares up at the belt, which is just out of his reach. Kane tosses a ladder into the ring and re-enters, staring down the champ. Del Rio bails to the outside as Kane brandishes the ladder at him! Kane laughs, sets up the ladder, and retrieves the belt as Del Rio fumes helplessly on the outside. If Del Rio can't muster up the courage to face Kane, how can he retain in a ladder match?
Rating: 100
Post-show: Del Rio cuts a promo (100); Del Rio attacks Kane and it turns into a MASSIVE LOCKER ROOM EMPTYING BRAWL (100); Primo d. Erick Stevens (43)
Overall: 85 SUCCESS lol angles
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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