WWE Presents TLC
December 2011
Pre-show: Skip d. Cara (66); Henry promo (86); Barrett d. Dreamer (70)
-World Title Chairs: Henry (c) v. Khali
Khali may have height on Henry, but World's Strongest Man he ain't. Henry is just meaner, tougher, and stronger, and out-bludgeons the giant.
Rating: 74
-The Hart Dynasty are getting ready for the tag title match, but nWo jump him backstage!
Rating: 61
-Diva Title: Beth (c) v. AJ
Glamazon'D
Rating: 75
-Christian is in the ring with a tayble. He's looking forward to putting Sheamus t'rew it!
Rating: 86
-Taybles: Sheamus v. Christian
Brodus tries to help his buddy, but eats a Brogue Kick early on. Christian gains the upper hand as a result, but Sheamus backdrops out of a Killswitch attempt that would've ended it. Sheamus props a tayble up in the corner, and Brogue Kicks his nemesis through it!
Rating: 77
-Show comes out for a hi-five!
Rating: 89
-Match: Morrison v. Cena
Morrison makes an excellent report of himself, going blow-for-blow with the freshly turned Superman. However, in the end, Cena comes out on top.
Rating: 80
Good chemistry, poor psychology
-Cena grabs the mic and tells the crowd that he won through HUSTLE LOYALTY AND RESPECT. He's the best, and he's going to keep winning for all his fans! (booooo) And tonight was just a small taste of what he is going to do to the ROCK!
Rating: 100
-Match: HHH v. Punk
HHH's rust is starting to show. He's still HHH, but he's getting too old and business-like for this kind of brawling, and it winds up making the difference.
Rating: 86
-Tag Titles TLC: Nash/X-Pac (c) v. Air Boom v. Harts v. ZigSwag
All four teams get their licks in, and there are some fairly crazy bumps from Bourne and Ziggles. Kofi and Ziggler bump each other off the ladder, leaving X-Pac as the only guy conscious enough to struggle up and grab the belts!
Rating: 71
-Match: Taker/Bryan v. Awesome Truth
Taker seems intent on solo-ing this match, and it gets him in trouble eventually....however, Bryan is raring to go, and cleans house off a hot tag! The match goes back and forth a few more times, but once Taker starts trying to cooperate, it's over for the heels.
Rating: 87
-Taker praises Bryan as a beacon of hope for a generation full of malcontents and rabble-rousers. Bryan's all humble and stuff and hopes he won't let Taker down.
Rating: 96
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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