NXT
Wk. 1, 1/12
Pre-show: Otungacutty d. Havana Pitbulls (55); JTG d. Cara (67)
-VINCE MCMAHON is out because why WOULDN'T he be the GM of NXT. He says it's TIME FOR AN ELIMINATION! He calls out Washington, Colt, Edwards, and Woods as the bottom half of the roster. He wants them to each give him an answer why they should stay in. Woods says he just now found himself a good Pro, and to kick him off now would be unfair. Cabana says he was in here before and was held down, and he needs a fair shot. Edwards says he's the best wrestler the indies have to offer, and he has so much more to learn from the esteemed WWE Veterans like Mordecai! Abe cracks a joke about Vince's suit. Vince says that Abe is not taking things seriously enough, and that Colt needs to get over himself. They'll face off in a match right now, and the loser is gone!
Rating: 48
-Elimination Match: Cabana v. Washington
Washington is still his cheesy and joke-y self, but Colt turns on SERIOUS MODE. Cabana gets the win, with Chavo screaming at Abe the whole time.
Rating: 16
-Barrett and Daivari are still the best, and they are gonna prove it again tonight!
Rating: 59
-Match: Show v. Daivari
Daivari hangs in there, but yeah, no.
Rating: 69
-Match: Dutt/Parka v. Edwards/Mordecai
Edwards and Mordecai have the superior teamwork, and that gets them the win.
Rating: 49
-Bryan and Woods are excited to still be here, but Bryan is unhappy with Slater's derogatory remarks about Woods last week. Bryan thinks that everybody's selling Woods short just like they sold him short when he was here. He'd like to see Slater's Rookie beat a Pro!
Rating: 54
-Match: Bryan v. Cap'n Petey
BEST IN THE WORLD.
Rating: 67
-Match: Orton/Rollins v. Barrett/Chavo
Orton and Rollins look good as they gear up for their tag title shot. Rollins struggles a bit with this caliber of competition, but Orton's able to pick up his slack enough to secure a victory.
Rating: 66
Post-show: Woods/Santino d. Slater/Drew (43); Ryder d. X-Pac (47)
Overall: 61 lol angles Woods overused
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-My idea was to have all eliminations be through a match, but I didn't think it through to the logical conclusion that "this is going to give me a bunch of crap matches" :\ May or may not stick to the idea.
-I thiiiink these guys are starting to actually benefit from this :D
-Abe's going back to FCW.
NEWSWIRE
-Impact gets a solid 76, with Angle/Storm running an excellent ME.
-NOAH was unable to re-sign Kensuke Sasaki.
-PWG is picking up Eddie Kingston
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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