Petty, you say?
I've always wanted to have a maze I would have to navigate to get from one room to another in my dream house (I'm not sure which two rooms, though). It would be hooked up to an automated system that would randomize the maze's layout every ten minutes.
That's as petty as my dreams get. I can't think of anyone I'd like to spite with my riches.
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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
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