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TopicMarines ordered to disarm for SECDEF speech [dwmf]
foolm0ron
03/15/12 2:00:00 PM
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From: Hrezs | #029
He probably did it because he didn't want to discriminate between afghans and americans because of how ****ed up our foreign relations are with them right now.


I can see it now

[1 week ago]
Panetta: Okay, I need to go to Afghanistan to talk to the troops... but they will most definitely shoot me on sight, so we need to have them disarmed

Government: But that's illegal, we can't just make them take their guns away

Panetta: Hmmm, okay then, how about we create a big incident a couple of days before I go there that will make the US public think that our relations with Afghanistan are only bad right now when really they have been bad for the last 10+ years, and then we can use the excuse that we actually care about Afghans to disarm our troops.

Government: Perfect! The US public will just think we're trying to be considerate and sensitive to the Afghans or some **** like that LOL

Panetta: LOL! Gonna wear a bp vest though just in case.

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