My one hope is that maybe my nigh constant *****ing will join with all the other voices and reach Nintendo so that the next Metroid game opens with a card that says 'Other M had to go now, it's planet needed it. Sadly it died on the way back to its planet. Here's a signed document that shows that we'll never, ever mention it in any way ever again".
And then I'll be able to play the new Metroid game which will be a sidescroller like Super, ZM, and Fusion. Then I'll eat my chair because it'll be made of candy because the world will be perfect
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**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D**