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07/14/11 7:41:00 PM
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46 - Leonhart

value: 4.64million AP

Business: Mad scientist

Have you ever wondered why games like Ratchet and Clank have funky weapons? Heck you ever played a video game and just went, why is this a weapon?

In a litte known secret, it turns out that every one of those creations came from the mind of one Leonhart, the keyblade? yup, he made that. The Gunblade? Do you realize now why he likes the game so much?

Now rumour has it that the genius has actually created these weapons for real and many dictators have offered him millions if not billions to provide these weapons of mass entertainment. Leon responded to these offers with the following:

"Heh, I don't wanna"

Yes, Leonhart actually stopped World War III twice aleady what a hero. Though as smart as he may be, Leonhart still doesn't realize how rich he is, I mean dude lives in an underground facility somewhere in kansas, though no one has ever found out the location of said facility. No one has ever SEEN leon's face, not even his parents, the man's ridiculously hard to contact and the only person in the world said to have regular contact with him is SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII.



45 - FFD

Value: 5.2million AP (17.3 Billion AP)

Business: Chairman of the Umbrella Corp

Why so low FFD?

Its because after being on the receiving end of so many backstabbings, assassination attempts, revolts, mind control attempts and more, FFD realized **** it, I just won't tie the wealth down to me legally. FFD has 289 offshore bank accounts one of which is a swiss account worth 840 million AP on its own.

If there ever was anyone jaded with the consequences money has brought upon its this guy, but the world weary zombie fanatic is not done yet. For his projects to be sustainable, FFD needs money and a lot of it, he founded a company not dissimilar to Astrazeneca or GlaxoSmithKline and through aa lot of tax evasion, hedge funding, illegal money laundering and what not he's been able to tunnel enough funds to create his own private army.

But why all the secrecy and why this obsession with the undead?

Well, think about it, FFD as a child was a great fan of those horror classics, Frankenstein's monster always fascinated him, to the point where he travelled back in time to meet Mary Shelley and discuss what inspired her to create such a being. There are many rumours as to what happened during that particular encounter, but one thing's for sure, FFD came back and invested his massive wealth in the R&D for the undead.

The results have so far proved to be, mediocre at worst and a minor success at best, it appears as though FFD is still disatisfied with the progress made, but no one has a clue what his end goal is. One thing's for certain however, his creations beat up Ninjas in a fight awww yeah!

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